Day 7 – Lucerne to Milan
After taking a photo of some poncey castle in Lucerne it was of to Milan via the Swiss Alps. Nice green country side with a bit of rain then WTF in 20 minutes it was all white and the plonker was driving through a snow storm. The Tart got a video of it with Bob Dylan sing “Shelter from the Storm” in the background … talk about cheesy.
Not to be out done Italy unleashed hail and torrential rain upon us as well. Got to Milan pretty worn out. Plonker said there was a special bath for me in the LARGE bathroom. Even took a pic of me enjoying a soak.
Of to another bloody restored castle only to be put in the jail. Beginning to hate these two. So I just hung out in the hotel by myself.













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