Well the Tarts little brother decided to get married so that @%$#*#% up this years trip and its off to the Cook Islands for a Nov 2019 wedding. The plonker is plotting a trip before the wedding in the hope that he can sleep through the family crap. Unfortunately Canada is out as the train tours seem to stop about September. Hopefully he can find something to do for a...
A day in Rome Okay not gonna bore you with touristy pic’s of Rome. But here it goes If a fountain is over 2000 years old it turns into a stalagmite and tight and still bloody works… those !#!#$%#%^ Romans The Colosseum … do it but it’s a let down … now if they sacrificed the fascist govt tour board employees that do the ticketing etc then it could be a good show Me...
Piss on a Panda Okay today I am going to take you through the five steps to safely peeing on a Fiat Panda. No not a real panda you sick individual that would just be plain cruel. Step 1 – Make sure that fuzz b@%$!^& driving the Panda is at least two blocks away. Step 2 – Go to the left rear wheel, this makes it harder for feather wearing local nut jobs to see...
Day 11 – Assisi to Rome On the road to Rome and Ruin. OMG another hill top walled city, they all start to look the same after a while. Get to Rome and some fundamentals ie washing clothes have to be attended to. Then that bloody biatch Lynda put me in the machine as well…. I was so dizzy that they slipped away into town to do a quick reccie without me noticing. Seems...
Day 10 – Venice to Assisi Another day of bloody church’s and castles on hill tops. A testament to man’s ability to rape and pillage his neighbour over the ages. Ohhh that was pretty deep, better lay of the bourbons Grievous. Any hoooow, found some mosaic’s dated 5-6 AD, nearly as old as the plonker’s mother. The hilltop Republic of San Marino. The plonker told the...
Day 9 – Venice Okay a full day in Venice. Not going to mention those f@$#^& gondolas. Started of the day by finding a bike for Lardy and Matt. Name on the crossbar says it all. Art in Venice “Kiss my Arse” Tried to get some culture in Venice and cross some cultural boundaries … wink wink. The video shows the best use of those silly Golden Waving Cats I have ever...