Piss on a Panda
Okay today I am going to take you through the five steps to safely peeing on a Fiat Panda. No not a real panda you sick individual that would just be plain cruel.
Step 1 – Make sure that fuzz b@%$!^& driving the Panda is at least two blocks away.
Step 2 – Go to the left rear wheel, this makes it harder for feather wearing local nut jobs to see what your doing
Step 3 – Chocks away …. Ha ha ha ha
Step 4 – Get some plonker to photograph you nonchalantly leaning against the targeted Panda. This serves two tasks, 1 you get the evidence of your daring and 2 you can dob the plonker in as the panda pisser as you make your get away if the fuzz return to soon
Step 5 – Post your pic for all to see
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