Today I had to visit these two tarts called Mona and Venus. Don’t know who they are but they sure looked popular.
While that plonker and Tart had lunch up the Eiffel Tower he left me hanging around the tower.
To add insult to injury he then made me go to this bloody old cathedral via boat on some froggie river. It was bloody older than him, go figure.
Apparently his father the hunchback used to live there.
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