Piss on a Panda Okay today I am going to take you through the five steps to safely peeing on a Fiat Panda. No not a real panda you sick individual that would just be plain cruel. Step 1 – Make sure that fuzz b@%$!^& driving the Panda is at least two blocks away. Step 2 – Go to the left rear wheel, this makes it harder for feather wearing local nut jobs to see...
Day 11 – Assisi to Rome On the road to Rome and Ruin. OMG another hill top walled city, they all start to look the same after a while. Get to Rome and some fundamentals ie washing clothes have to be attended to. Then that bloody biatch Lynda put me in the machine as well…. I was so dizzy that they slipped away into town to do a quick reccie without me noticing. Seems...
Hotel Frate Sole
Day 10 – Venice to Assisi Another day of bloody church’s and castles on hill tops. A testament to man’s ability to rape and pillage his neighbour over the ages. Ohhh that was pretty deep, better lay of the bourbons Grievous. Any hoooow, found some mosaic’s dated 5-6 AD, nearly as old as the plonker’s mother. The hilltop Republic of San Marino. The plonker told the...
