{"id":4515,"date":"2015-05-19T16:44:46","date_gmt":"2015-05-19T04:44:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/grevious.buggerme.online\/?p=4515"},"modified":"2024-09-30T22:36:06","modified_gmt":"2024-09-30T09:36:06","slug":"the-chronicle-piss-on-a-panda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grevious.rocks\/?p=4515","title":{"rendered":"The Chronicle – Piss on a Panda"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Piss on a Panda<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Okay today I am going to take you through the five steps to safely peeing on a Fiat Panda. No not a real panda you sick individual that would just be plain cruel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Step 1 \u2013 Make sure that fuzz b@%$!^& driving the Panda is at least two blocks away.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Step 2 \u2013 Go to the left rear wheel, this makes it harder for feather wearing local nut jobs to see what your doing<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Step 3 \u2013 Chocks away \u2026. Ha ha ha ha<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Step 4 \u2013 Get some plonker to photograph you nonchalantly leaning against the targeted Panda. This serves two tasks, 1 you get the evidence of your daring and 2 you can dob the plonker in as the panda pisser as you make your get away if the fuzz return to soon<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Step 5 \u2013 Post your pic for all to see<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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