{"id":3234,"date":"2015-05-11T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2015-05-11T03:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/grevious.buggerme.online\/?p=3234"},"modified":"2024-09-24T22:04:22","modified_gmt":"2024-09-24T10:04:22","slug":"day-03-11-may-2015-the-chronicle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grevious.rocks\/?p=3234","title":{"rendered":"Day 03 – 11 May 2015 – The Chronicle"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Today I had to visit these two tarts called Mona and Venus. Don\u2019t know who they are but they sure looked popular.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

While that plonker and Tart had lunch up the Eiffel Tower he left me hanging around the tower.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To add insult to injury he then made me go to this bloody old cathedral via boat on some froggie river. It was bloody older than him, go figure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apparently his father the hunchback used to live there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n