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Day 8 – Milan to Venice

The bastards wouldn’t let me out today, a travelling day they said with the usual hill with either a castle or church on top of it. Discovered toll roads in Italy and the relief from a roundabout very 2-3 kilometers. Two photos of a castle and walls, village apartments are actually inside the walls.

A terrible shot of a gondola by the plonker.

The photos of the sweet shop the plonker reckons would make his eldest son think he was in heaven, all his favorite food groups displayed, ie sugar sugar and more sugar.

The Bacaro Jazz bar is for those old ANZ buggers at The Greenman back home as the interior decorations should make them happy.

I’m guessing the plonker will take me to Venice tomorrow and find somewhere degrading for me to be photographed….. just don’t let it be in one of those gondola things.

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Day 7 – Lucerne to Milan

After taking a photo of some poncey castle in Lucerne it was of to Milan via the Swiss Alps.

Nice green country side with a bit of rain then WTF in 20 minutes it was all white and the plonker was driving through a snow storm. Lynda got a video of it with Bob Dylan sing “Shelter from the Storm” in the background … talk about cheesy.

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Not to be out done Italy unleashed hail and torrential rain upon us as well. Got to Milan pretty worn out. Plonker said there was a special bath for me in the LARGE bathroom. Even took a pic of me enjoying a soak.

Of to another bloody restored castle only to be put in the jail.

Beginning to hate these two. So I just hung out in the hotel by myself.

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Day 6 – Strasbourg to Lucerne

Day 6 – Strasbourg to Lucerne
Off to Lucerne today, the plonker has convinced Lynda that Freiburg in Germany was an entrance to the Black Forest (Don’t know why he was counting countries)

Discovered some allotments on the on the way to Colmar and ran into a kids fair at Mulhouse.Then it was across the border to Germany.

The plonker bought me a beer and took photos of me riding my Harley.

Then a German tickle monster caused me a night mare and I woke up to find out the photo’s that !@## !@!# had taken.

Worst of all I slept through the resort towns of Titisee and Schluchsee in the Black Forrest !!!!

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Day 5 – Paris to Strasbourg

The plonker managed to score a new rental car ( 2000 km ) and a diesel to boot the cheap bas@#$d. Long boring trip for moi. Plonker tried to hang me on the Nancy city sign but wasn’t having a bar of that “Nancy Boy” can hang himself on a sign or even better yet one of those rooster weather vanes.
Strasbourg – scarfie city of Germany but looks better than Dunedin

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they will pay

Woke up to find that Lynda and the plonker had left without me. Checked the photos and am really mad now. Seems they went to Bastille and had lunch and checked out Hotel Scully ( far to many photos) then caught the Metro to Republic Square. Then to Champs Elysee to have some diner and beers before taking some night shots .. they will pay for this insult.

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Paris

That plonker that Lynda lets hang around left his wallet open.

Quick smart things got very Oui Oui bad.

Then the plonker caught up with me and made me go for a job interview.

The utter Bast@#$.