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The plonker needed a hat so he got one with a kiwi on it cause he was a kiwi in Rarotonga. What an intellectually challenged doofus he is.
After hooking a marlin with spawny tart and two others from the wedding group then loosing it at the boat he should have got the second hat.
Well the tarts little brother decided to get married so that @%$#*#% up this years trip and its off to the Cook Islands for a Nov 2019 wedding.
The plonker is plotting a trip before the wedding in the hope that he can sleep through the family crap. Unfortunately Canada is out as the train tours seem to stop about September. Hopefully he can find something to do for a couple of weeks.
Okay … heaps of other images but “Long Island Ice Teas”
List Days
Third Trip
Well now it seems that Rosses Point is in Ireland. Couldn’t find Rosses Shaft so can only assume the point is limply looking for something to do. In the next sign the plonker reckons the second town name is a verb … Lynda is still confused.
So found a Megalithic Cemetery. That means its @#$%^^ old for you heathens out there. Im sure I saw the name Muireadhach on one of the stones.. check http://www.namenerds.com/irish/trad.html
Giants Causeway… the photo might look familiar to those of you who can remember Led Zeppelin – Stairway to Heaven and the album covers.
Then we have picturesque Blackpool. Home to miles of tacky sideshow attractions and man eating Killer Whale Pods.
The Grog and Gruel in Ft William – Scotland had some nice beers… an other bar had a well in the middle of it with some poor bastard at the bottom.
The Loch Ness Inn showed how pubs over here look after their customers.
Next is a photo of Brodie Castle – supposedly the origins of the same a@#$%(@! that has a dump town called “Phelps” named after him in the states. Well a big dump on that to as the @#$$^^&* was closed the only two days I was able to get to it. To add insult to injury I had to pay 2 quid to park the car to walk to the dump to find out it was closed.
The last two photos were taken to prove that you can get some days when the cloud is pierced by the sun or that you can see the moon at night. Scotland’s weather is unique, there are two seasons – Winter and June.. or as the locals explain it “if it’s raining its summer otherwise its snowing and winter”
Okay .. now in Dublin and that bloody plonker wants to go to another @#@$%^&* museum. Something to do with a bloody old bible ( Book of Kells ) and a drafty old library used by Harry Potter.
Okay enough of the culture let’s get into the real reason people go to Dublin. Whiskey or any loosely related alcoholic substance… gotta love the Blarney kiss.
So after a little tipple at the Whiskey Museum I run into an abused brother at an Irish Pub… Check that mug in the mirror, he is one of the walking dead. Brother Bashed didn’t want to escape… they say it’s something called Stockholm syndrome.
Shot of me trying to dob him into to the local Garda… man they are mean buggers in downtown Dublin on a Sat night.
It appears all the ladies like the DIVM .. and that’s not the bloody vehicle licensing ministry either, although it probably rotates its clients just as fast.
Next I am near a 9000 year old lease at the Guinness Factory.
Tasting went a bit wrong but got my cert anyway, !@#$@#W% what’s that bald old prick Hurley doing here he should be living out his dotage in Island Bay.
Next we have some surfing action …. There is a video that Methuselah Taylor will like it if it posts.
The oldest pub in Ireland has @#@#W%^ Jail Bait Mussels….. but being the rebel I am just had to try. Then who can resist this promotional sign.
Finally I wasn’t aware that Whale Oil was over here,, but hell there she blows boys, …. A Pete’s Pub special.
There was a young Tarrant from Devizes
Who’s balls were of different sizes
The one that was small
Was of no use at all
But the other one won many prizes
And that plonkettes is an example of a ???????
Yes a Limerick
Such a cultured place that the plonker even had a haircut there. Brave but stupid bastard that he is letting an Irishman anywhere near him with cold steel in his hands.
