There was a young Tarrant from Devizes
Who’s balls were of different sizes
The one that was small
Was of no use at all
But the other one won many prizes
And that plonkettes is an example of a ???????
Yes a Limerick
Such a cultured place that the plonker even had a haircut there. Brave but stupid bastard that he is letting an Irishman anywhere near him with cold steel in his hands.
