The guide said check out this hilltop town and the Tuscany countryside. Well F@&^% %^ #$%^! If it didn’t rain and make things miserable. First 4 pic’s show total lack of pic taking ability.
So then I left the hotel and laughed at how some prat had parked his Smartcar. The plonker reckons we should have stayed in Florence as there was so much to discover. He should know he conned Lynda into spending all her Euro’s on a leather backpack.
So of to the pub and I meet this beautiful person, in my defence I had had a few beers. Me and the BP were well on the way when the plonker told me we were off home …. And leave the damn bush pig behind. Well like he has taste !!!!!
