So this is Blarney Castle home to the Blarney Stone. Remember to ask the plonker about the stripped rock at the base of the castle … it’s a crap shot really.
So the Blarney Stone is at the top of the castle. We all know Lynda is scared of heights but she made it to the top with me .
So where is the Blarney stone … its outside which requires you to lean out to kiss it. So the plonker did it and I kissed it and also kissed it with my arse. So next time I fart you will not only smell it but it will eloquently inform you that it has happened.
Lynda found a Poison Garden with this crazy white flower. Next thing you know I’m hanging from a cage ala “Grevious in the Cage with Triangles”.
Any hoooow check out these psychedelic nipples !!!!
